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Monitor websites and APIs effortlessly with clean dashboards, instant notifications, and pricing that makes sense. Built for modern teams who want clarity—not clutter.

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Recognised as the cheapest uptime monitoring solution

Engineered from the ground up, we offer enterprise-level multi-location monitoring at a sensible price. No hidden fees, no charges for basic features like additional users or team access. Explore our uptime tools below.

Fast and Reliable

Operating from ISO/IEC 27001:2022-certified data centres, our global multi-location infrastructure monitors billions of monitors, with every hand-built server optimised for speed, resilience and industry-leading reliability.

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Intuitive API and Webhooks

Take full control of your monitoring with our real-time, automation-ready API, built for seamless integration and scale. Included at no extra cost, it delivers enterprise-grade power at up to 50% less than comparable providers.

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Comprehensive Status Pages

Rich charts and real-time, data-driven insights turn your status pages into intelligent communication hubs. Clearly display uptime, response times and incidents while building trust through complete transparency.

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Website Monitors

We don’t believe you should have to wait five minutes to discover your website is down. Our fast, reliable monitoring detects issues instantly and alerts you immediately, helping you reduce downtime and protect your reputation.

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Ping Monitoring

You shouldn’t have to wait five minutes to learn your server is offline. Our fast ping monitoring checks availability continuously and alerts you instantly when connectivity drops, so you can respond quickly and minimise disruption.

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Port Monitoring

Be alerted the moment a critical service becomes unavailable. Our high-speed port monitoring continuously checks SMTP, POP3, MySQL, PostgreSQL, FTP and more, notifying you instantly when a connection fails so you can respond quickly.

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Unlock the transparency and data

FunnyMonitors is the only uptime monitoring provider to offer transparent hourly polling data, trusted by SaaS companies throughout the UK, Europe, Australia, Africa, Asia, the USA and Canada.

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Smarter Controls. Deeper Monitoring. Greater Insight.

With checks performed from multiple global locations and a built-in verification process, we eliminate false positives and deliver real-time alerts you can rely on. But monitoring is just the beginning. Your dashboard is packed with powerful features and intelligent controls designed to give you complete visibility and flexibility.

We believe uptime checks should run at a minimum of every 60 seconds — and ideally every 30 seconds for optimal protection. Let’s explore the controls available to you.

Incident Management
Our incident management system is fully automated, so there’s nothing you need to do. Incidents are detected, logged and managed automatically, while you and your team can add comments or internal notes whenever needed — we handle the rest.
Notification Seats
Notification Seats work differently at FunnyMonitors. Think of them as your dedicated contact centre — each seat can link to up to five integrations, ensuring alerts reach you across every channel and chat platform you use. We’ve built in more value, so you’re notified wherever you work. Every seat can also place voice calls and send SMS alerts — simply add a number and you’re ready to go.
Maintenance Windows
There will be times when downtime is expected — whether planned maintenance or unavoidable disruption. With Maintenance Windows, you can suppress alerts and prevent incidents from being triggered, ensuring your reporting data remains clean and unaffected by scheduled events.

Discover unlocked features available on every plan

We include a wide range of features in every plan, so you don’t have to upgrade to the most expensive tier just to access functionality that every uptime SaaS provider should offer as standard. Even better, we’re continually adding new features every month.

Here’s what you can do on every plan — regardless of price..

Your own domain (custom domains)

Deploy your status page on your own domain with full branding control, ensuring a seamless extension of your organisation’s identity — included as standard across all plans.

SSl Expiry Notifications

Enable SSL monitoring on your website checks and receive alerts seven days before your certificate expires — keeping your site secure, trusted and online.

Private Status Pages

Private status pages are delivered as fully secured web pages — not basic HTTP authentication — with validated inputs and complete brand customisation. Truly private, properly secured and built to enterprise standards.

Notification Integrations

Enterprise-ready integrations with Slack, Microsoft Teams, Telegram and Google Chat, complemented by robust webhook support for advanced automation and system integration. We will aim to add more over the coming months.

“FunnyMonitors has been a great addition to my workflow. The uptime alerts are fast and reliable, helping me minimise downtime and keep my clients’ websites running smoothly. The platform is easy to use, pricing is clear, and it covers everything I need in one place. Highly recommended for anyone who needs dependable website monitoring.”

Alex Johnson

Freelance Web Developer

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