No other uptime monitoring provider tells you how many times your site is actually checked — we do. At FunnyMonitors, we believe in being honest and transparent about the monitoring we perform. Our analytics show exactly how often your monitors are polled and the checks carried out on your services. Statistics are generated every 30 minutes, giving you near real-time insight into the activity and performance of your monitors.
From your dashboard you can view high-level uptime statistics at a glance. These figures are calculated using the most accurate data available within your plan’s data retention period. You can also see polling statistics updated every 30 minutes, showing exactly how many times your site has been checked. Alongside this, average response times are updated every 30 minutes as well, helping you understand how quickly your site responds and whether performance is slowing down.
On your monitor dashboard, you can view real-time reports for each individual monitor, displaying uptime and key metrics such as domain expiry, response times and other important performance indicators.