No extra charges. No hidden fees.
We're turning real time monitoring pricing upside down
Simple, reliable monitoring for developers, makers, and small projects that still need to know—fast.
For growing teams who want full-featured monitoring without the enterprise baggage.
High-capacity, no-fuss monitoring for businesses that rely on uptime—without the hassle.
One year of solid monitoring—ideal for indie devs and small sites that still deserve uptime.
Peace of mind for your whole team, all year long—fast alerts and full control included.
Full monitoring muscle for growing companies—without the overhead or nonsense.
All Prices exclude VAT.
For enterprises needing more than 500 monitors visit our Enterprise discounting page
Want to know why we don't offer free products visit our Free Monitoring Explanation
|
Name of Plan
|
Starter
|
Pro
|
Business
|
|---|---|---|---|
|
Real-Time Monitoring
|
|||
|
Monitoring Frequency
|
60 seconds
|
60 seconds
|
30 seconds
|
|
Monitor Limit
|
25
|
100
|
500
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Notifications
|
|||
|
Free Voice / SMS Credits
|
20 per month
|
40 per month
|
60 per month
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Your Account
|
|||
|
Mobile App
|
Q4 2026
|
Q4 2026
|
Q4 2026
|
|
Users
|
Unlimited users
|
Unlimited users
|
Unlimited users
|
|
Notification Seats
|
2
|
5
|
10
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Data Retention
|
1 Year
|
1 Year
|
2 Years
|
|
Status Pages
|
|||
|
3
|
100
|
Unlimited
|
|
|
Public or Private
|
|
|
|
|
SEO
|
|
|
|
|
Your Domain
|
|
|
|
|
Custom Look and Design
|
|
|
|
1. Plan Transparency and Instant Access
All Funny Monitors plans are activated immediately after successful payment. Pricing is clearly displayed, with no hidden fees for any core features included in your selected plan.
2. Additional Notification Seats
Plans include a set number of notification seats. Additional seats may be purchased as an add-on. Customers are encouraged to use email distribution groups or aliases within their own systems as a cost-saving measure where appropriate.
3. No Refund Policy
Funny Monitors, as a product of Dane Commercial Services Ltd., maintains a strict no refund policy on all Software-as-a-Service (SaaS) offerings. This policy is enforced without exception and applies to all users and all plans, regardless of usage or time since purchase.
4. Optional Charges – Phone/SMS Credits
Some notifications, such as SMS or phone call notifications, may incur additional charges based on usage. These costs are already subsidised and priced competitively; however, due to third-party carrier fees, we are unable to provide these features free of charge. Credits must be purchased separately where applicable.
5. Product Development and Roadmap
We are committed to making Funny Monitors the best uptime monitoring solution available. A public roadmap will be released soon to provide visibility into upcoming features, enhancements, and the priorities of our development team.