Sometimes, even a text isn’t enough.
When critical infrastructure goes down, you don’t want to risk it being missed in a crowded inbox or silenced phone. That’s why Funny Monitors offers voice call notifications — direct, unmistakable phone calls triggered by downtime, outages, or other high-priority events.
It’s the most assertive way to stay informed when every second counts.
Voice calls cut through the noise. They don’t wait for you to check your phone. They don’t rely on reading or refreshing. They simply ring — and speak the problem out loud.
For many teams, voice notifications are the final safety net — the escalation layer after email, SMS, and chat messages. They’re especially useful when:
• A site or API supports revenue-generating systems
• On-call engineers must be reached at any hour
• SMS delivery is delayed or inconsistent in certain regions
• Operations require absolute certainty that a notification is heard
Whether you’re asleep, away from Wi-Fi, or off-grid, a ringing phone is hard to ignore — and that’s the point.
Built-In Credits for Predictable Usage
Because phone calls carry real-world telecom costs, Funny Monitors includes voice call credits with every plan. These credits allow you to use voice notifications without additional setup or hidden charges.
• Starter, Pro, and Business plans come with included voice call credits
• Additional credits can be purchased at any time
• No auto-billing or overage surprises — everything is controlled and visible in your dashboard
This credit system ensures that voice notifications remain both powerful and cost-effective — used when you need them, not when you don’t.
How Voice Notifications Work
Funny Monitors uses high-quality voice synthesis to deliver critical information through phone calls. You’ll hear a short, clear message describing:
• The monitor affected
• The nature of the incident (e.g. downtime, recovery)
• The time it occurred
• A reminder to check the dashboard or status page
These messages are intentionally brief and direct — designed to wake you up, not confuse you.
Voice notifications are triggered for:
• Downtime events
• Recovery confirmations
• SSL/domain expiry issues
• Scheduled maintenance (optional)
Use them selectively or as part of a tiered notification system — it’s entirely up to you.
Available on Every Plan
We don’t gate mission-critical features behind enterprise tiers. Voice call notifications are available to all Funny Monitors customers, regardless of plan size. If it’s important enough to need a phone call, we believe you should have that option — even on a Starter plan.
With credits included and additional ones available on demand, you can scale voice usage however your infrastructure and team require.
For the Moments That Can’t Wait
Voice notifications exist for one reason: urgency. They’re not just another channel — they’re the most direct form of monitoring communication available. They wake people up, get them moving, and prevent costly downtime from lingering.
Whether you’re supporting a single mission-critical site or a global platform with uptime SLAs, Funny Monitors’ voice call notifications ensure you never miss the moment that matters most.
Available with all plans. Powered by credits. Delivered with purpose.
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